Champagne M. Haslinger & Fils Brut NV

WINE #2! 

Man, in 2012, two of us moved into a spacious, luxurious 3000 sq. foot warehouse (ha ha, totally kidding, it was an epic dump full of sawdust from the previous carpenter tenant, but was icy cold at least), and was so cramped we moved pallets of wine outside in winter during the day and covered them with tarps when it rained so we had room to pack boxes (see pic below). OH, and we finally bought a cheap used forklift (a godsend)! We also did our first real decent-sized MARATHON, another semi-disaster that crashed the site ALL DAY, then also crashed the following day (We blamed hamsters? Not sure why...), until we bought a new server 3 days later, finally. Nuts! Ah, but we drank well. 

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Yeah, so CHAMPAGNE, yo! This is a party, right??! 50% OFF, a sweet deal we got direct in the land of fizz, a splendiferously delicious hyper-deal for $20 that should be in your cellar or fridge, at least, for all manner of revelry!! Fresh, vivid, zesty and filled with lemony aromas and jasmine flower, with stone fruits, pears and a nice whiff of clove, too. Perfectly suited to….EVERYTHING! At $20?! C’mon! Not a lot of this one!