Cypher The Peasant GSM Paso Robles 2012

HEY!! You! If you’re not currently performing heart surgery, or piloting the Juno space probe, please, PLEASE, people, for the love of all that is good and true and pure --- DROP what you are doing and LOCK. THIS. IN. Now!! 70% OFF retail!! $28 OFF!! How do we do it??

 

Hey, sorry, but when we get a wicked-crazy deal like this we gotta light a fire. In fact, don't read the rest of this now -- get a case or whatever and come back to read later, when you're home, with a glass of wine, Better Call Saul on the tube, gettin’ your mellow on'.

 

Done? Cool. OK, here’s the deal. Much like the Three Sticks Head High we did some months back (one of our all-time best sellers, FYI), this classic southern Rhone styled blend is one of the most outrageous deals ever, yes (did we mention 70% off??), but also a serious table-pounding, juicy fruit-bomb of pleasure. Sappy and savory, this recalls joyous days of Jolly Ranchers, fruit rollups and chocolate covered cherries. Strawberry liqueur and vanilla notes, all in a super-friendly texture that is not heavy (except on flavor). An everything-friendly wine to drink ALL THE TIME.

 

LASTLY --- uh, did you see our price?? Yeeeeea, that's the reason for the urgency here...it is going to sell out FAST. Record fast. You got some? Cool!! Enjoy...!!!

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