Mystery Zinfandel Napa Valley 2019

BOO! UNDER $15! OVER 68% OFF! No scores, no hype, no stickers…just a cult-adored, organic Napa mountain Zin that’ll go toe-to-toe with ANY Zinfandel on the planet! It’s a Halloween MYSTERY…and it’s a TREAT!!!

Do you like scary movies, Sydney?! LOOK BEHIND YOU! Ok…now that I’ve got your attention…UNDER FIFTEEN DOLLARS, people! That’s the price on this spicy and feisty Halloween MYSTERY, and it’s the cheapest one we have EVER done! We’re talking about a usually $45 mountain-grown, organically-farmed Napa Valley Zinfandel from a producer so cult-y, and so quietly revered, that they NEVER submit their wines for critical tasting. Not one! A century-old GHOST winery, brought back to life in 1976, and served to the discerning palates of no less than THREE American Presidents! A spooky-good $31 in savings, at a monstrous 68+% OFF, and the kind of treat you’ll still be hoarding long after the last Reese’s has been picked out of the bowl!!!

Now, here’s the catch: we can’t say its name. You know the rule…say it three times and Michael Keaton comes crashing through the attic in that striped suit, and I’ve got enough going on this week! But the name gets whispered between sommeliers, scribbled on cocktail napkins by hardcore Zin-heads, and passed around like a ghost story. Rumpelstiltskin knew the power of a secret name…only here, guess it right and YOU win the prize! Think once-upon-a-time, with a dark and twisty bite. A bit of one of Aesop’s fables depicted on the label, perhaps? Getting warmer?

These folks simply don’t play the score game, and their legion of die-hards wouldn’t have it any other way. The reputation IS the score! There are collectors out there who would sooner give away their kid’s entire Halloween haul than tell a neighbor where they get it. But today’s all about secret spirits and crossing the boundaries of the netherworld…so we’re blowing up the spot…at least until the bottles run out!

And the wine?!?! Black raspberries and boysenberry preserves, blood orange zest, cracked pepper, and dried sage, with a savory, forest-floor snap of spice that tastes like it grew up on a mountain…because it DID! This isn’t the jammy, hot, sweet-tooth Zin your uncle brings to the cookout. It’s lively, elegant, and structured, and the gorgeous 2019 vintage is seven years in and absolutely STRUTTING! Organic, naturally-made, and utterly BRILLIANT. I’ll say it louder for the folks in the back: this will go toe-to-toe with ANY Zinfandel, at ANY price, on this ENTIRE planet!!! Now, I played a little game earlier this week in the office and blinded the Last Bottle crew on this baby. The guesses were REMARKABLE! Three guesses for Italian Nebbiolo, three guesses for Grenache-based, Rhône-style blends (including one CdP and one Gigondas) and NO ONE called Cali Zinfandel. Everyone remarked on the high quality, with one buyer going so far as to call this a “TASTY HUMDINGER!” 

It most certainly is…but you can grab some for just FOURTEEN BUCKS!!! The next-best price out there is $45, and that’s if you can even find it! Grab four and shipping is FREE…that’s $56 for $180 worth of wine! Go big with a case and it’s $168 instead of $540! Get enough to last you until NEXT Halloween, and you might as well dress up as Einstein in perpetuity…you genius, you! Who’s ready?! The doorbell is about to ring, the fun-size candy is about to vanish, and this deal is going to disappear faster than the lone Snickers in a bowlful of Tootsie Rolls and Charleston Chews. Stock up for the pumpkin carving, the porch hangout, and the Thanksgiving table, too (cool, mountain-grown Zin and turkey? YES!!!)

Go, go, GOOOOOO!!! Before the clock strikes midnight, Cinderella style…

While it lasts!

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